Archive for the ‘General’ Category

22
Aug

Grammar and stuff

   Posted by: Mark

First, an update: today I spoke with the “risk manager” for the construction group that is working behind our house. I recently posted that I had snapped some pictures of a group of brigands (ooh, that sounds serious) that had vandalized some of the construction equipment recently. This risk manager had left a message for me yesterday, having found my phone number on the back of the pictures I printed and delivered to one of workers last week. This gentleman was very appreciative, thanking me multiple times for keeping an eye out. He even offered to send us a gift certificate! I declined, and we talked for a bit longer. I was impressed with the man, as he was so sincere in his gratitude and in his efforts to contact me and show this gratitude. I do not know if the man is a Christian, but he was certainly more gracious than most folks.

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I enjoy reading, and do a lot of it. I enjoy writing, but do not do very much of it, unless you count the emails I send on a daily basis at work. I have the automatic spell checker turned on both at home and at work, and try to proof read almost every email before it is sent to catch the non-spelling errors I often make. I do try very hard to insure that my sentences are clear but not too simple, and that I am using as few words as possible to convey what I am trying to communicate. I am sure I fail miserably much of the time, but I do try to learn from the mistakes I discover.

I despise spelling errors. And I really, really dislike grammar errors. I am sure I make a lot of both types of errors (my sister is undoubtedly laughing about my inability to spell “hooray/hurray” consistently, and a recent gaffe in which I completed a video with “parking lot” as a single word instead of two). And I am sure you will not have to search long to find sentences ending with prepositions.

I mention all of this as an introduction to one of the most substantial problems I have with the King James Version of the Bible: inconsistent pronoun usage when referencing God. And lest you think I am attacking “The Word of God,” don’t get your culottes in a twist; put down your Welches and repeat three times to yourself: “he is talking about a translation, not God’s inspired word.”

In I John 4:4 in the KJV reads as follows:

Ye are of God, little children, and have overcome them: because greater is he that is in you, than he that is in the world.

This is one example of the KJV’s use of impersonal pronouns to reference God or the Holy Spirit. Mind you, I do understand that God is genderless. And I do not pretend to be a Greek scholar. But it seems as if the most consistent translation would read “greater is it that is in you…” or “greater is he who is in you…” (depending on the most correct gender translation). I have harder time talking about “the God that is in me,” and think I would more accurately talk about “the God who is in me.”

And to compound my irritation with this, we sang the song this past Sunday that is based on the KJV version of this verse. I confess that I sang it “Greater is he who is in me” even though everyone else in the building was signing it as it was shown.

Do not misunderstand: this is not a life-or-death deal. But why do so many insist on sticking to something that is at best incorrect based on any grammar rules from the past 100 years, and at worst a subliminal foundation for basic “impersonalization” of God?

9
Aug

Wisdom from Challies, PG-13, and guilty

   Posted by: Mark

Tim Challies has some humbling, thought-provoking, and potentially life-changing words today, if I am willing to act on them.

Hmmm, not sure I understand this one:

Tonight we all took a walk out behind the house where the county is doing some major digging and working as they put in an improved wetlands area. There are huge piles of dirt and a lot of big trucks, so it is a perfect place for kids to climb and get themselves muddy.
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While we were there investigating the work that is being done, I kept my eye on four boys in their early teens. They were just looking around like we were, except that they were also trying to find some cans of disgarded marking spray paint that still had paint in them. I heard them talking about a can as they passed us on their bikes a short while later.

We started back to the house, passing a storage container, ATV, and “Honey Pot” that had been set up by the workers. The four boys I had been watching were poking around to see what they could find. We walked on by, and I saw them gather in a corner near the porta-potty, and decided to head back when I heard the paint can shaking.

By the time I made it around to them, the were jumping and yanking on the ATV, and I was ready. I shouted “hey, guys!” in a friendly manner, and as they all turned, I snapped a picture. “I just want to be sure the police have a good picture in case anything ends up missing or painted.”

“We didn’t paint anything,” one of them said. I looked to the side and saw fresh orange marking paint where they had just been. “I’m sure you didn’t, but you know, just in case. Hey,” I asked, “what’s with this fresh orange paint on the side of the outhouse?”

“Outhouse? What’s that?” one asked.

“Right here,” I said, pointing. They all came toward me to see what I was pointing at. I snapped another picture and bid them goodbye.

And the part that just cracks me up is thinking about all four of those boys, who “didn’t paint anything,” lying awake tonight wondering what that crazy man with the camera is going to do with those pictures. And how they can get out of any trouble they may end up in the middle of.

Our police officer neighbor suggested I bring a couple of prints to the site boss tomorrow. I do not know that they can do anything about it, since I did not actually catch them in the act, but it sure was obvious to me.

31
Jul

Seattle

   Posted by: Mark

Tami’s Aunt Sharon was in Seattle this past weekend with Uncle Boyd, their three children and spouses, and a host of grandchildren as they prepared for a cruise to Alaska with some friends. They arrived almost a week early to enjoy a bit of Seattle, and invited all of us up for a few days before their departure. I took a couple of days off of work, and we made a long weekend of it.

We were scheduled to meet them all on Friday afternoon, but decided to drive half of the three hour trip on Thursday. We spent the night in Olympia, and it was neat for the kids to see the capital buildings. We did not sleep all that well Thursday night, and discovered Friday morning that the stationary side of the sliding glass door in our third-floor room was pulled away from the wall by about a foot behind the curtain. So all night the trucks going by on the street right outside the room really were louder than they should have been! We are just very thankful that Isaiah did not find the opening, as the railings on the patio were more than wide enough for him to climb through had he made it that far.

We checked in to the hotel in Seattle around noon on Friday, and walked down the hill about ten blocks to meet the family at a restaurant on the pier. From there we walked to the Aquarium, where we got to see a squid, the kids got to touch starfish, and we watched the jellyfish swim around. From there we walked back to Pike Street Market, watched the fish throwers, got ice cream at Rocky Mountain Chocolates, and took the bus back to the hotel. It was Subway for dinner, and then a much-needed night’s sleep.

Saturday found us at the Seattle Zoo outside downtown. We saw leopards, monkeys, lions, hippos, and just about any other animal you would expect to find at the zoo. Dinner was a fine meal at Spaghetti Factory, and we walked back to the hotel for another night’s sleep.

One rather memorable incident occurred as we prepared to check out Sunday morning. We were waiting for the elevator on the 24th floor with Isaiah, Timothy, and our luggage when the doors popped open and Lindsey jumped out with three of her cousins (second cousins?). She began jabbering madly about wanting to go up to the pool on the 28th floor with the girls, and Tami and I tried to decipher her noise. Meanwhile, Isaiah did what we had all been doing for the past few days when the elevator doors opened: he walked on.

We saw him when the doors were about half-way closed. Tami was too slow to get her hand in the door to stop it, and I was too slow to mash the call button to open the doors again. Our 20 month old son was on one of six elevators, alone, at checkout time, on the 24th of 28 floors in one of the larger hotels in Seattle. Stunned silence for two seconds. The elevator was headed up, so I bolted around the hallway and up the stairs to 25 — no one. Back to the stairs and up to 26. No one. Back to the stairs, up to 28, no one. Mild panic moved to frustration and anger. I found a housekeeper on 28 and quickly explained that my son was on an elevator and we needed to find him. I ran back down to 27, then 26. On my way back to the stairs after checking the hallway on 26, I found an open room and pushed quickly past the startled housekeeper to the phone. I dialed the desk and asked them to contact security to help find Isaiah.

During my frantic running, Tami had hopped on the next elevator and
headed up as well. She made it to 28 and found the same housekeeper I
had encountered, and told him the same story I had (though with the
touch only a panic-stricken mother can muster). She jumped back on the
elevator and headed back down to 24 where Timothy and Lindsey were with the three girls and our luggage.

I then ran back out of the room from which I had called the desk, and down the stairs to 24, praying that the Lord would protect Isaiah, and pushing worst-case thoughts from my mind. Tami was there and I told her to take the elevator to the lobby and check at the desk. I ran back to the stairwell, knowing that although 24 floors is a lot of stairs to run, it would probably be faster to run them than to wait for an elevator that would stop at a half dozen floors on the way to the lobby. Two steps at a time, swinging around the landings, making myself unbelievably dizzy. 24 floors to the lobby. And about two whole minutes behind Tami.

On the lobby level, I ran to the desk and asked the man behind the counter if he had heard any updates about the missing child. “Missing child?” he asked. Great. The lady I had pushed in front of overheard and mentioned that the boy’s mother had just picked him up from her. She and her daughter had been on 26 waiting for the elevator. When the door opened, they saw a cute, curly-haired little boy with a blanket over one shoulder and a stuffed dog in the other hand, all alone. He was happy as could be until he realized this woman was not Mommy, and began crying. He cried the whole way down to the lobby until he saw Tami, just before I got there. I overheard another woman talking to her grown daughter about seeing the little boy in the elevator, and the daughter was almost in tears imagining the feelings of the boy’s mother.

I took the elevator back to 24, hugged Isaiah, and promptly strapped him into the stroller, where he remained until we strapped him into the truck after checkout.

We said our goodbye’s and thank you’s as Tami’s family headed off to board the ship. We stopped for breakfast lunch at a local cafe (Tami noticed we were the only ones with children during the entire hour we were there), and headed over to the Pacific Science Center, already tired. We played with a harmonograph (I just have to build one of those!), visited the dinosaurs, and watched folks play in a really cool water fountain that must have been 200 feet across. Back to the truck, on the road headed south –oops, stop at KFC for lunch! Home by 8:30p and asleep shortly thereafter.

It was not a relaxing getaway by any stretch, but we did have a good time.

30
Jul

Congratulations, Jesse

   Posted by: Mark

Jesse Gardner (of PlasticMind fame) officially completed his ordination into the ministry this past Saturday. Congratulations, Jesse!

18
Jul

Up and running

   Posted by: Mark

I am now officially running on MT4 Beta. I had hoped to get a new template completed before this, but time has not allowed it yet. I have a lot to learn about the template structure for this major Movable Type update, but since the readership on this blog is generally about one more than zero I should be fine.

This also represents the death of the URL blog.thenorwoodhome.com, at least for now.

Look for new pictures here soon!

20
Apr

Reading cramps

   Posted by: Mark

I sit in front of a computer a lot. And it really isn’t because I love computers all that much — I do not. But I do love to search out information, create, and think. And I can do all three of those at the same time on a computer.

And the tough thing is that, as far as I can tell, the majority of the non-directed time I spend not working on a video (Sony Vegas MS) or a web site (MT or Photoshop) or programming (PHP, learning a new language) is spent on useful things, not time-wasters like the Flash game sites or PC games or YouTube. At least 95% of my non-directed computer time is devoted to blog/RSS-reading, Amazon (reviews), and Wikipedia (Michael from The Office states convincingly: “Wikipedia… is the best thing ever. Anyone in the world can write anything they want about any subject, so you know you are getting the best possible information.”). I read this week about solar cooking and paper construction (Timothy has been fervently cutting and folding paper toys).

Last Wednesday night, when I should have been in bed reading, I was reading through a comment thread I found linked from TeamPyro. I was standing, with one knee in my chair, and I did not move for almost an hour while I read. And I even skipped a lot of the comments.

I can seldom read Tim Challies, Albert Mohler, TeamPyro, Theologica, or Tribalogue for fewer than 10 minutes each. I get behind on their RSS feeds and always find myself having to catch up. And these are good blogs. They make me think deeper about doctrine, faith, evangelism, and so many other topics, and result in an emphasis in my understanding of the importance of reading my Bible.

So the cramps are both physical and mental. But they are quite real, and often painful. And I have little desire to “correct” these habits.

And this is why I so much enjoy grabbing a book and sitting on the couch next to Tami, with a cup of hot coffee and no noise. But that leads to the fully related but separate topic of “life simplification,” and that deserves another post at another time.

4
Apr

Gadgetry

   Posted by: Mark

About six months ago, our eight year old Hi-8 camcorder finally died. I have been working to get the Hi-8 tapes cut to DVDs, which is a long process involving lots of cables, hard drive space, and patience. But it sure is a lot of fun!

Two months ago our digital point-and-shoot camera died, at only three years old. Frustrating, but it does provide a bit more push for me to move to a digital SLR within the next year or so.

Yesterday we received our new camcorder. It is a Panasonic PV-GS320 MiniDV camera. I hope to do a post later that explains some of my reasoning for selecting this specific camera, and references to many of the sites that influenced my decision.

The manual is a prime example of how not to document a product. But the camera… wow. Somehow now that we own one it sure seems a lot smaller than I remember handling in the stores. But it is simple and very easy to use, and the little video I have captured so far seems outstanding. I have a lot more playing to do with workflow for backups and productions, but the ease and convenience of getting video from the camera to the computer is outstanding.

More to come later!

29
Jan

Thank you!

   Posted by: Mark

For Christmas this year I received a number of gift cards/certificates for Amazon and Barnes & Noble. Thank you, all who gave! I had more fun picking things out that you can begin to imagine. Below is a list of the items I purchased:

Reformed Doctrine of Predestination by Loraine Boettner
Grace Unknown: The Heart of Reformed Theology by R. C. Sproul
Treasuring God in Our Traditions by Nicole Piper
Truths We Confess: A Layman’s Guide to the Westminster Confession of Faith: Volume 1: The Triune God by R. C. Sproul
The King James Only Controversy: Can You Trust the Modern Translations? by James White
Evangelism & the Sovereignty of God by J. I. Packer
Soul-Winner: How to Lead Sinners to the Saviour by Charles Haddon Spurgeon

Will Vinton’s Claymation Christmas Plus Halloween & Easter Celebrations (DVD)
Not Too Late by Nora Jones (CD)

2
Dec

Self-serving

   Posted by: Mark

I know this is completely self-serving. So be it. My official Amazon wish-list.

27
Oct

Caught by technology (and re-dial)

   Posted by: Mark

I picked up a new cell phone for Tami the other day. She was eligible for a credit toward a new phone from Verizon because we have been with them for more than two years, so I used that and got one that has bluetooth capability, and grabbed a wireless headset to go with it.

So we were on a date last night, sans kids (oh, the quietness!). When we sat down in the restaurant I remembered that I needed to call my sister about some plans for this weekend, and I asked Tami if I could borrow her new phone.

Shortly thereafter, Tami was asking how to set up the headset to work with the phone, and we hooked them up together while waiting for our food. She then put everything back into her purse, and we enjoyed talking and eating for the next hour.

A short time after we finished eating, my sister called, and Tami answered the phone. No sound. “Hello? Hello?” Nothing. Then we realized that the headset was still connected, and we needed to use it to talk. My sister patiently stayed on the line, and Tami finally got the headset on. And then my sister told her what was going on: apparently the “redial” button on the headset in Tami’s purse kept activating, and had dialed the last dialed number (my sister’s) numerous times throughout dinner! So she got to listen in on our conversation, and enjoyed more interruptions of her evening than even a telemarketer could provide!

Sorry, Amy. Your techno-goober brother is down 0-1 to technology…

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