Archive for October, 2010
My paper shredder died the other day, so I briefly hunted for a replacement. I found this one and brought it home, but it wasn’t until I unpacked it that I noticed the informational graphics on it.
From the bottom up:
- Oil the chopper things now and then
- Shred up to nine sheets (ooooooh)
- No hair spray or Pam
- No neckties
- No hair
- No hands
- No …. babies??!
These warnings generally result from lawsuits by folks who have done these very things, right? Oh my.