Archive for October, 2010


Don’t shred this!

   Posted by: Mark    in Uncategorized


My paper shredder died the other day, so I briefly hunted for a replacement. I found this one and brought it home, but it wasn’t until I unpacked it that I noticed the informational graphics on it.

From the bottom up:

  • Oil the chopper things now and then
  • Shred up to nine sheets (ooooooh)
  • No hair spray or Pam
  • No neckties
  • No hair
  • No hands
  • No …. babies??!

These warnings generally result from lawsuits by folks who have done these very things, right? Oh my.